What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever found in your explorations?

I’m not sure. Once, I found some bones that I couldn’t tell were human or not. I got the hell out of there pretty quick.

There was another time I found a speculum in the recently abandoned home of my little brother’s girlfriend. For those who don’t know what that is, it’s a device used to force open the vagina for inspection. Neither of the girl’s parents were doctors or animal breeders, so I don’t know what business they had owning such a device.